Bloated Processor
March of the Machine · #357

Bloated Processor

Bloated Processor is a Rare Creature — Phyrexian from March of the Machine (357) in Magic: The Gathering. Mana cost {2}{B}. Color identity: B. Cactaur's latest catalog snapshot shows a market reference near $0.37 for ungraded copies.

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TCGPlayer market $0.37
Cardmarket trend €0.35
Rarity Rare
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Who is this card for?

Bloated Processor suits collectors and players working on March of the Machine who need the Rare slot. Compare listing photos to your target finish and confirm the Scryfall collector number before buying online.

What is Bloated Processor from March of the Machine?

Bloated Processor is a Creature — Phyrexian in March of the Machine numbered 357. Mana cost {2}{B}. Color identity: B. Bloated Processor (357) from March of the Machine should be evaluated with set context, mana cost, color identity, and condition together. This printing is from March of the Machine.

What is Bloated Processor worth today?

Cactaur tracks a market reference near $0.37 for Bloated Processor. Low and high spread runs $0.37 to null. Per-finish references: cardmarket: $0.35; foil: $0.37; Normal: $0.33. This printing is from March of the Machine. Collector number 357 distinguishes this printing from same-name cards in other sets.

SetMarch of the Machine
Number357
RarityRare
TCGPlayer USD$0.37
Cardmarket EUR€0.35
cardmarket $0.35
foil $0.37
Normal $0.33

Card stats

ColorsB
Power3

How collectible is Bloated Processor?

Bloated Processor is a Rare printing in March of the Machine. Master set builders use collector number and set symbol to track completion progress. This printing is from March of the Machine. Collector number 357 distinguishes this printing from same-name cards in other sets.

What are the key details for Bloated Processor?

Bloated Processor lists as Creature — Phyrexian with keywords Incubate, Transform. Artist: Brock Grossman. Rules text is indexed in the catalog for search and deck research. This printing is from March of the Machine. Collector number 357 distinguishes this printing from same-name cards in other sets.

Cactaur's take

Bloated Processor (357) from March of the Machine should be evaluated with set context, mana cost, color identity, and condition together.

Pros

  • Bloated Processor is catalogued as Rare Creature — Phyrexian in March of the Machine, making set and collector number verification straightforward.
  • Public market data shows a reference near $0.37 across finishes (cardmarket: $0.35; foil: $0.37; Normal: $0.33).
  • Mana cost {2}{B} and type line Creature — Phyrexian help deck builders confirm the correct printing quickly.

Cons

  • Raw market prices vary by condition and finish — near-mint estimates are not slab grades.

Verdict: Use $0.37 as a benchmark, then adjust for finish, grade, and how quickly you need to buy or sell.

FAQ

What is Bloated Processor from March of the Machine?

Bloated Processor is a Rare Creature — Phyrexian from March of the Machine numbered 357 in Magic: The Gathering. Cactaur indexes set, rarity, mana cost, and market references for this printing.

How much is Bloated Processor worth?

Cactaur's catalog snapshot shows a market reference near $0.37 for ungraded Bloated Processor. Condition, finish, and recent sold comps can move realized prices above or below that benchmark.

What rarity is Bloated Processor?

Bloated Processor is catalogued as Rare in March of the Machine. Use the collector number and set symbol on listings to confirm you are buying this exact printing.

Is Bloated Processor legal in Commander or Standard?

Bloated Processor shows format legality in historic, timeless, gladiator, pioneer based on our latest ingest. Always verify the exact printing and ban-list updates before registering a deck for an event.

Should I buy Bloated Processor near mint or played?

Near-mint copies command the catalog reference near $0.37. Heavily played copies trade lower unless the card is a chase rare where any clean copy is scarce.

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Catalog snapshot: 2026-06-23. Last updated: 2026-06-23.