Assquatch
Unhinged · #71

Assquatch

Assquatch is a Rare Creature — Donkey from Unhinged (71) in Magic: The Gathering. Mana cost {4}{R}. Color identity: R. Cactaur's latest catalog snapshot shows a market reference near $30.99 for ungraded copies.

Unhinged set collectorsHigh-end singles buyersFinish-sensitive collectors
TCGPlayer market $30.99
Cardmarket trend €0.54
Rarity Rare
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Who is this card for?

Assquatch suits collectors and players working on Unhinged who need the Rare slot. Treat $30.99 as a starting reference only — verify finish, border treatment, and condition before paying premium singles prices.

What is Assquatch from Unhinged?

Assquatch is a Creature — Donkey in Unhinged numbered 71. Mana cost {4}{R}. Color identity: R. Assquatch (71) is a chase-tier Rare Creature — Donkey in Unhinged. Finish, border treatment, and grade drive most of the premium beyond raw near-mint quotes. This printing is from Unhinged.

What is Assquatch worth today?

Cactaur tracks a market reference near $30.99 for Assquatch. Low and high spread runs $30.99 to null. Per-finish references: cardmarket: $0.54; foil: $30.99; Normal: $2.35. This printing is from Unhinged. Collector number 71 distinguishes this printing from same-name cards in other sets.

SetUnhinged
Number71
RarityRare
TCGPlayer USD$30.99
Cardmarket EUR€0.54
cardmarket $0.54
foil $30.99
Normal $2.35

Card stats

ColorsR
Power3.5

How collectible is Assquatch?

Assquatch is a Rare printing in Unhinged. Chase-tier slots combine scarcity, art, and format demand — prices move with reprint news and tournament results. This printing is from Unhinged. Collector number 71 distinguishes this printing from same-name cards in other sets. Catalogued rarity: Rare.

What are the key details for Assquatch?

Assquatch lists as Creature — Donkey. Artist: Jeremy Jarvis. Rules text is indexed in the catalog for search and deck research. This printing is from Unhinged. Collector number 71 distinguishes this printing from same-name cards in other sets. Catalogued rarity: Rare. The set released in 2004.

Cactaur's take

Assquatch (71) is a chase-tier Rare Creature — Donkey in Unhinged. Finish, border treatment, and grade drive most of the premium beyond raw near-mint quotes.

Pros

  • Assquatch is catalogued as Rare Creature — Donkey in Unhinged, making set and collector number verification straightforward.
  • Public market data shows a reference near $30.99 across finishes (cardmarket: $0.54; foil: $30.99; Normal: $2.35).
  • Mana cost {4}{R} and type line Creature — Donkey help deck builders confirm the correct printing quickly.

Cons

  • Raw market prices vary by condition and finish — near-mint estimates are not slab grades.

Verdict: Use $30.99 as a benchmark, then adjust for finish, grade, and how quickly you need to buy or sell.

FAQ

What is Assquatch from Unhinged?

Assquatch is a Rare Creature — Donkey from Unhinged numbered 71 in Magic: The Gathering. Cactaur indexes set, rarity, mana cost, and market references for this printing.

How much is Assquatch worth?

Cactaur's catalog snapshot shows a market reference near $30.99 for ungraded Assquatch. Condition, finish, and recent sold comps can move realized prices above or below that benchmark.

What rarity is Assquatch?

Assquatch is catalogued as Rare in Unhinged. Use the collector number and set symbol on listings to confirm you are buying this exact printing. This printing is from Unhinged.

How do I verify the correct Assquatch printing?

Match set code unh, collector number 71, and finish treatment. Scryfall-backed metadata on this page is the reference Cactaur uses for catalog keys. This printing is from Unhinged.

Why does Assquatch trade at a premium?

Assquatch combines Rare scarcity with art, finish, and format demand. Chase slots often move on reprint rumors, tournament results, and condition-sensitive buyer interest. This printing is from Unhinged.

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Catalog snapshot: 2026-06-23. Last updated: 2026-06-23.